Secret passwords

Several customers approached the "Ask Here" desk with great trepidation to ask what the "password" was for loging on to the public computers. Mind you they did not come all at once, or did they come in groups. One at a time with quiet whispers and puzzled but intense expressions set my mind off into the world of spy and counter-spy. I so wanted to reply to these gentle people that "The goose flies at midnight" or some other spyish remark that I had to bite my tongue. However, I was the polite reference desk personnel and responded with the repeated answer that there was none. O, how I wished I could have stirred things up a bit with the spy talk!